HOW ARE YOU SO AWESOME, LIKE, REALLY, I DON'T EVEN UNDERSTAND YOUR CAPACITY FOR AWESOME SOMETIMES. xD
I LOOOOOVE YOOOU WIFEYYYY. AND THAT ICON IS PRETTY MUCH PERFECT. Thank you! :D I shall save it and add it! I need to get rid of all my Christmas icons, actually. Which makes me a little sad. But at least I have one piece of awesome to replace it with. I need like 49595040 more icon spaces, it's kind of pathetic. LJ WON'T LET ME BUY ANY MORE, IT IS ICON COCK BLOCKING ME.
The BBC is evil. And because they're British, they're even better and cooler at being evil. I'm pissed at this situation they've caused between DW and Merlin. ...I fail to understand why they couldn't just, oh, I don't know PUT MERLIN ON ANOTHER NIGHT? It's all reality talent show malarkey anyway, couldn't Merlin have fit into some other autumn timeslot? wtf, BBC, LOOK AT YOUR LIFE, LOOK AT YOUR CHOICES. (I use this catchphrase far too often. :c) SCREWING TWO FLAGSHIP SHOWS, NOT THE BEST PLAN. SHERLOCK WOULD HAVE SOME WITTY RETORT FOR YOUR LACK OF LOGIC AND INSIGHT RIGHT ABOUT NOW.
Ohhhhh. Oops. Then I totally put LOTR thoughts in your head for the episode, YOU'RE WELCOME. xDDD Seriously, you will be asking where Saruman is hiding.
I'm pretty sure he saw those ballers coming in from Camelot and was like, "FUFUFU" and hid in a cupboard for a while. Because everyone hides in cupboards when danger is afoot. The power of the Courage/Strength/Magic OT3 is too strong. And the Fisher King is just like, "LOL, Saruman, this tower ain't big enough for the two of us old sorcerer dudes to inhabit it, GTFO and let me do my job, I have a kingdom I have to help save." And Saruman's just like, "OH FINE. Be a bitch, horde the tower LIKE ALWAYS. I'LL BE OVER HERE HIDING IN THE CUPBOARD AND HOPING YOU GET EATEN BY THESE FELL BEASTS, YE NASTY." And the Fisher King's like, "LAWL wait 'til Wormtongue stabs you, YOU'LL NEVER SEE IT COMING." And Saruman's like, "WHAT? WHAT'S THAT?" and the Fisher King is all, "Dude, don't even worry about it, just get out." And Saruman's like, "LOLK *not even bothered* *plans to destroy Middle Earth* *clearly is born a loser*" And the Fisher King is all, "I AM OLD AND DECREPIT BUT I HAVE EPIC SHIT TO DISCUSS WITH EMRYS. WE HAVE A LEGENDARY KINGDOM TO PROTECT, DO YOU HAVE ANY IDEA HOW LONG MY ASS HAS BEEN ROTTING HERE WAITING FOR THIS DAMN PUNK WIZARD KID TO SHOW UP? GOD. I CANNOT DEAL WITH THIS, SOMEONE GET ME A NICE HOT CUP OF DEATH, PLEASE." And then Merlin comes in and he's all, "OH HERE, THIS WILL HELP U IN UR HOUR OF NEED, PEACE MY BROTHA, I'M OUT." And poor Merlin's just like, "the fuck is going on around here?" And Arthur's like, "I WAS SUPPOSED TO DO THIS QUEST MYSELF, GRRR, ARGH, DON'T TELL MY DAAAD," and Gwaine's all, "I'm really just here to raise a little hell and find myself some quality mead, so if you can drop me at a tavern on the way back to Camelot, that'd be pretty fantastic. I enjoy ya'll's company, I expect I'll come back to save your asses at some point later." And Merlin's like, "THAT WAS SO COOL WITH THE TOWER AND THE BEASTS AND THE DWARF AT THE BRIDGE THING," and Arthur's like, "Please, for the love of God, stop talking, I was THERE ALONE. YOU WERE NOT THERE. GOT IT? CAN YOU KEEP A DAMN SECRET? KEEP YOUR MOUTH SHUT, MERLIN." And Merlin's like, "YEAH YEAH, YOU DID IT ALL ALONE. PANSY. I SAVE YOUR ROYAL BUTT EVERY WEEK AND ONCE AGAIN, THIS IS THE THANKS I GET. IF YOU HAD ANY IDEA THE SECRETS I KEEP, JFC. FREAKING A, I NEED TO START DRINKING MORE. *FOREVER ALONE FACE*" And meanwhile, back at the castle, Smirkgana is like, "WHY DO MY FLAWLESS, NEVER EVER RIDICULOUS AND ABSURD, PLANS ALWAYS FAIL. WHYYYY. WHY IS MY LIFE SO HARD? IMMA WHIP MY LUSTROUS HAIR BACK AND FORTH AND THEN BRUSH IT WITH ONE OF THE FIFTY HAIRBRUSHES I GOT FOR MY BIRTHDAY BECAUSE I HAVE NO OTHER REDEEMABLE QUALITIES AT THIS JUNCTURE." And I'm pretty sure Uther and Gwen and Gauis probably played a role, too, but this isn't serious spoilers, this is your Merlin on crack.
...It was my favorite episode all season. xD As epic as the finale was. Maybe it's tied. IDK, I loved it.
Colin is so presh. I don't even know what to do with him, he makes me want to snuggle him to bits.
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I LOOOOOVE YOOOU WIFEYYYY. AND THAT ICON IS PRETTY MUCH PERFECT. Thank you! :D I shall save it and add it! I need to get rid of all my Christmas icons, actually. Which makes me a little sad. But at least I have one piece of awesome to replace it with. I need like 49595040 more icon spaces, it's kind of pathetic. LJ WON'T LET ME BUY ANY MORE, IT IS ICON COCK BLOCKING ME.
The BBC is evil. And because they're British, they're even better and cooler at being evil. I'm pissed at this situation they've caused between DW and Merlin. ...I fail to understand why they couldn't just, oh, I don't know PUT MERLIN ON ANOTHER NIGHT? It's all reality talent show malarkey anyway, couldn't Merlin have fit into some other autumn timeslot? wtf, BBC, LOOK AT YOUR LIFE, LOOK AT YOUR CHOICES. (I use this catchphrase far too often. :c) SCREWING TWO FLAGSHIP SHOWS, NOT THE BEST PLAN. SHERLOCK WOULD HAVE SOME WITTY RETORT FOR YOUR LACK OF LOGIC AND INSIGHT RIGHT ABOUT NOW.
Ohhhhh. Oops. Then I totally put LOTR thoughts in your head for the episode, YOU'RE WELCOME. xDDD Seriously, you will be asking where Saruman is hiding.
I'm pretty sure he saw those ballers coming in from Camelot and was like, "FUFUFU" and hid in a cupboard for a while. Because everyone hides in cupboards when danger is afoot. The power of the Courage/Strength/Magic OT3 is too strong. And the Fisher King is just like, "LOL, Saruman, this tower ain't big enough for the two of us old sorcerer dudes to inhabit it, GTFO and let me do my job, I have a kingdom I have to help save." And Saruman's just like, "OH FINE. Be a bitch, horde the tower LIKE ALWAYS. I'LL BE OVER HERE HIDING IN THE CUPBOARD AND HOPING YOU GET EATEN BY THESE FELL BEASTS, YE NASTY." And the Fisher King's like, "LAWL wait 'til Wormtongue stabs you, YOU'LL NEVER SEE IT COMING." And Saruman's like, "WHAT? WHAT'S THAT?" and the Fisher King is all, "Dude, don't even worry about it, just get out." And Saruman's like, "LOLK *not even bothered* *plans to destroy Middle Earth* *clearly is born a loser*" And the Fisher King is all, "I AM OLD AND DECREPIT BUT I HAVE EPIC SHIT TO DISCUSS WITH EMRYS. WE HAVE A LEGENDARY KINGDOM TO PROTECT, DO YOU HAVE ANY IDEA HOW LONG MY ASS HAS BEEN ROTTING HERE WAITING FOR THIS DAMN PUNK WIZARD KID TO SHOW UP? GOD. I CANNOT DEAL WITH THIS, SOMEONE GET ME A NICE HOT CUP OF DEATH, PLEASE." And then Merlin comes in and he's all, "OH HERE, THIS WILL HELP U IN UR HOUR OF NEED, PEACE MY BROTHA, I'M OUT." And poor Merlin's just like, "the fuck is going on around here?" And Arthur's like, "I WAS SUPPOSED TO DO THIS QUEST MYSELF, GRRR, ARGH, DON'T TELL MY DAAAD," and Gwaine's all, "I'm really just here to raise a little hell and find myself some quality mead, so if you can drop me at a tavern on the way back to Camelot, that'd be pretty fantastic. I enjoy ya'll's company, I expect I'll come back to save your asses at some point later." And Merlin's like, "THAT WAS SO COOL WITH THE TOWER AND THE BEASTS AND THE DWARF AT THE BRIDGE THING," and Arthur's like, "Please, for the love of God, stop talking, I was THERE ALONE. YOU WERE NOT THERE. GOT IT? CAN YOU KEEP A DAMN SECRET? KEEP YOUR MOUTH SHUT, MERLIN." And Merlin's like, "YEAH YEAH, YOU DID IT ALL ALONE. PANSY. I SAVE YOUR ROYAL BUTT EVERY WEEK AND ONCE AGAIN, THIS IS THE THANKS I GET. IF YOU HAD ANY IDEA THE SECRETS I KEEP, JFC. FREAKING A, I NEED TO START DRINKING MORE. *FOREVER ALONE FACE*" And meanwhile, back at the castle, Smirkgana is like, "WHY DO MY FLAWLESS, NEVER EVER RIDICULOUS AND ABSURD, PLANS ALWAYS FAIL. WHYYYY. WHY IS MY LIFE SO HARD? IMMA WHIP MY LUSTROUS HAIR BACK AND FORTH AND THEN BRUSH IT WITH ONE OF THE FIFTY HAIRBRUSHES I GOT FOR MY BIRTHDAY BECAUSE I HAVE NO OTHER REDEEMABLE QUALITIES AT THIS JUNCTURE." And I'm pretty sure Uther and Gwen and Gauis probably played a role, too, but this isn't serious spoilers, this is your Merlin on crack.
...It was my favorite episode all season. xD As epic as the finale was. Maybe it's tied. IDK, I loved it.
Colin is so presh. I don't even know what to do with him, he makes me want to snuggle him to bits.