If it's a rat I'll cry

[bunnylove]

There's something really noisy and really big in the wall. I'm scared. It was just thumping and scratching around and even though I banged on the wall it just kept doing it. It sounds way too big to be a mouse, not the way it was thumping around. Maybe even bigger than a rat? God, I hope it's not a rat. A squirrel maybe? A raccoon? Skunk? Emu?

Whatever it is I want it to stay in the wall or leave. Moe just watched from his pillow, some *goes to pay pizza man* guard cat.

Mmmm, pizza.