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Updated site today. Put some of Nixxie's delicous fics up. Site should be finished soon. Gotta go hunt down some more RPS authors and see if they want to archive their fics on my site.

Have to finish that pic of Suza and Master.... prolly work on it tonight during my dose of Survivor. Why I got hooked on that show I have no idea.

Orli Muse and Dom Muse are screaming at me to get a move on with my fic. Be patient! I gotta get some more info on a place before we can start writing! But knowing my impatient's and their's I will be done the first chapter tonight. *sigh* Anyone wanna beta this fic when I am done???

SCREEN CAPS! *eg*

Gandalf: 'I bet none of you are fucking a really gorgous 22 year old.'


THE GO TO HELL LOOK OF RIVENDELL!


Merry: "Pippin have you been smoking those mushrooms again?"
Pippin: "I can't very well go on this outing sober. I'm not that dumb!"
Frodo: "He has a point."


Aragorn: "Boromir, give the Ring to Frodo."
Boromir (off camera): "No! Not you or anyone can make me, so *phhhhhhhhh*. Nya nya!"
Gandalf: *walks up behind Boromir and hits him over the head with his staff. Grabs Ring.*
Pippin: "Oh my god, you killed Boromir!"


Leggy: "There is a fell voice on the air!"
Gimli: "Sorry, my fault."
Gandalf: "He said fell voice, not fell smell, you stupid garden gnome!"


Gandalf: "RUN! It's the in-laws!"


Gandalf: "Oh for fucks sake!"


Haldir: "Ok, Trojan or Durex?"
Me: "You know I have a friend, Kaye, who just loves you. Espically when you are naked."
Haldir: "Oh really?" *strips down for Kay*
Me: *runs from Kaye*


Boromir: "Bugger."


*huggs*


Legolas: "Aragorn I think you have something in your teeth."
Aragorn: *looks in mirror* "Why didn't someone tell me! I've been walking around with a fucking head of lettuce in there! Jesus, and I thought you were my friends! When I'm king I'm gonna... ah hell, I'm probably gonna die before this is all over so who gives a fuck."



Aragorn: "Huh? Oh right, a council!"


Bilbo: "Look at me! I'm doing my Jim Carrey impression!"


Boromir: "Do we really need a dinner plate this big?"
Gandalf: "Yes, I like my weenies nice and big."


Boromir: "Oooooh, shiny."


Someone needs to lay off the caffien.


Legolas: "Oh yeah, lookin' good."
Me: "Like hell you are!" ;)


Legolas: "Aragorn, stop staring!"
Aragorn: "Sorry, I was just lost in your eyes... hair... cheek bones.... lips...."


Pippin: "Merry, does this make us gay?"
Merry: "Don't think so Pip, but a lot of people think so."


Galadriel: "Stop undressing me with my eyes! I'm a man under here anyways."


Legolas: "Aragorn! Stop staring!"
Aragorn: "Sorry, but your just so fucking beautiful!"
Legolas: "Well in that case, stare all you want."


Aragorn: "Damn I look good."


Aragorn: "For the last time, Boromir, I will not give you a blowjob! Even if you are dying. Ask Legolas, he hasn't gotten any for 200 years."
Legolas: "Oh fuck you! I did Arwen just before we left on this little outing."
Aragorn: "Why you pointy eared little prick!"
Boromir: "Uh, hello, I'm dying here. It's supposed to be a dramatic moment."
Legolas and Aragorn: "Sorry."


Frodo: "Rose!"
Sam: "Jack!"
Frodo: "I'll never let go, Jack. I'll never let go."


Legolas: "Aragorn, the boys and I have been talking and well... We really think you should wash your hair."
Gimli: "It's just not healthy man. You could grease a frying pan with it!"

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Yay! Orli Muse and Dom Muse chained me down to my couch and made me write out the first chapter of the fic! Hee hee! I can tell this one is gonna be good. Happy I got this done cuz it was bugging me. And Orli and Dom. Those guys can be really impatient sometimes. Gotta work on Suza's drawing after dinner, then I will be free! Well until the next chapter that will be written tommorrow. Or even possible tonight!

I think Arie, Jo, and all the rest at CTB will like it. *g*