This totally made my week

Mum was carrying around a mini bottle of OPI nail polish that she was going to do her nails with after her chores. She stuck it in the elastic of her underwear because she didn't have pocketsess and she didn't want it to fall out of her hand while she was doing the trash. After finishing a few chores she went to get her nail polish and it wasn't there, obviously it had dropped out of her pants at some point. The loooong seach begins and finally we've given up hope of finding it before she has to leave for work.

Mum: *comes into kitchen* I found it.
Me: Where did you find it?
Mum: In my butt.
Me: *blink*
Mum: It traveled and hid itself in my butt crack.
Me: BWAHAHAHAHAHAAA

I love my mum.

Merry Christmas kids

( Santa answers children's letters the real way )

New Orlando

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