HOLY FUCK

THE ICE CREAM MAN IS GOING BY MY HOUSE!!! *FLAILS*

*RUNS*

[eta] Success! Have fudgecicle.

Was not ice cream man, but women.

Convo with mum:

Me: OMFG ICE CREAM MAN!!! *runs to purse*
Mum: We have ice cream in the freezer.
Me: *out the door* It's not the same.
Me: *returns with spoils of Ice Cream victory*
Mum: What'd you get me?
Me: O___________________o
Mum: That's ok. I don't need anything.
Me: *eats*