SHAMROCK!

Happy Clover Day to you all! Remember to drink lots of green liquid (but check the warning labels before you start to chug).

You know what is really annoying? You're having a wonderful dream about a certain older Winchester brother which involves you sucking on his neck and jaw, then finally moving down his chest and poof! You wake up. That was really nice. I mean it wasn't a very good dream anyway...

My mum is officially not working. She's on workers comp until her knee heals. At least we're going to be able to pay rent while she's off, so that's nice not having to worry about that.

Yesterday gremmie_goo and I went and took her doggie, MacKenzie for a walk yesterday. It was nice for the first 5-10 minutes, but then it started to pour rain so we turned back. Still it was nice and we had fun and so did Ken Ken.

I have to clean Hiro's tank, but I'm being lazy.

Plant.

Please take note before you read the following conversation: a) this is 100% true and I was 100% serious at the time b) I wasn't drinking.

Me: *watching Ellen*
Mum: *reads from her magazine* Did you know? The Cadbury Creme egg was developed by scientists in 1971; the plant in England can "lay" 66,000 eggs every hour!
Me: A plant?
Mum: Yeah.
Me: But what plant lays eggs?
Mum: No, a plant.
Me: Yeah, but plants don't lay eggs.
Mum: A plant. A plant as in a FACTORY.
Me: Oh.....OH!
Mum: Oh, God.
Me: LMFAO!!!