LOTR: The fires of Isengard will spread, and the forests of Tuckborough and Buckland will burn. And all that was once great and good in this world will be gone. There won't be a Shire, Pippin.
POTC: She's safe, just like I promised. She's all set to marry Norrington, just like she promised. And you get to die for her, just like you promised. So we're all men of our word really... except for, of course, Elizabeth, who is in fact, a woman.
South Park: Eric Cartman: You seem a little irritable Kyle. You got some sand in your vagina? Kyle: THERE'S NO SAND IN MY VAGINA!
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Date: 2006-05-09 04:03 am (UTC)LOTR: The fires of Isengard will spread, and the forests of Tuckborough and Buckland will burn. And all that was once great and good in this world will be gone. There won't be a Shire, Pippin.
POTC: She's safe, just like I promised. She's all set to marry Norrington, just like she promised. And you get to die for her, just like you promised. So we're all men of our word really... except for, of course, Elizabeth, who is in fact, a woman.
South Park:
Eric Cartman: You seem a little irritable Kyle. You got some sand in your vagina?
Kyle: THERE'S NO SAND IN MY VAGINA!